What I Done On My Holidays

Some people spend their time off from work lounging around on sunny beaches. Some people spend their vacations snowboarding down glistening white alpine slopes. Some people explore exotic locations and take tedious photos of themselves posing next to ancient ruined monuments.

I get drunk in fields in the Midlands and talk shit at rock stars at heavy metal festivals. So far my Summer highlights have included….

1) Giving Pepper Keenan a reach-around.

2) Remincing about said reach-around with Turbowolf.

3) Insulting DevilDriver’s taste in Star Wars characters.

4) Being accused of being a rapist by Hardcore Superstar – and this was filmed BEFORE Pepper Keenan!

5) Talking titties with Doc from God Forbid.

6) Poking fun at Five Finger Death Punch’s ludicrously literal video treatements.

7) Comparing haircuts with Wayne from Static-X.

8) Debating animal fighting (and fucking) with Suicide Silence.

9) And trying to pay Dregen from the Backyard Babies to beat up an endangered species. Classy.

All on behalf of ThrashHits.com. There’s a whole load more of our video tomfoolery from the festival over on the Thrash Hits YouTube channel. It’s pretty damn badass, actually.